Mission Accomplished.

Project: NaBloPoMo

Agent:22692
Mission: 30 posts. 30 days.
Mission Status: Completed.

Abandoning her known wit, and cunning writing skills. Agent 22692 succeeded to bore her readers to death. Resulting in a lack of followers. The participation of the mission resulted in utter disgruntlement. Decisions on repeat mission... Questionable. 335 days to evaluate if the feelings of accomplishment is worth it.

Heroes is UGH!

If you could have any super power, what would you choose and why?

After watching Heroes. Seeing all the possibilities, I would almost have to say either flying, or the cool healing thing that Claire does!

Thank goodness that tomrrow is the last day of Nablopomo!

Olivia's 1'st Birthday!

The New Additions to the Farm

Vintage makes me happy

Why did the world have to change so much? I wish it was like it was 60 years ago. When women would dress up to go grocery shopping. Men would wear ties, and hats everywhere. Kid's didn't watch television. There was no such thing as fast food. Cars were built like tanks. Movies were good. Music was better. Only sailors got tattoos. People had dinner parties. Kid's played hopscotch instead of COD. Every kid wanted to be a cowboy. They only drank Coke maybe once a month, as a treat. There was no such thing as the internet. Overall. I wish I was there to see it.

Our Thanksgiving!

12 year old AOL'er

So my brilliant sister Hannah found a translator that turns text, into "12 year old AOLer" language. Here, this is what she wrote as an example:

My name is Sarah Elizabeth Pattridge. I like ponies. I live on a farm with my bff sissy Hanner and our collection of dust bunnies. I like to ride my pony Big-Butt-Bug-Boy. He goes forward, and he goes backwards, and he goes sideways. He likes to go sideways the best. Like a crab. Like a horseshoe crab. *ferocious laughter*




"Have you seen Angelo?!" Sarah asked.

"Who is Angelo?" Mom questioned immediately. "Is he your boyfriend? are you hiding boys in the house? I told you not to pick up boys..."

"Angelo is her iPod." Hannah assured their mother. "So have you seen him anywhere?" Sarah asked again. "Like, where would I see it?" Mom asked.



"HIM." Sarah corrected. "Angelo is a HIM not an IT."



"It's an it." Mom said.



"No. You don't refer to Theodore as an it, he's a HIM. Angelo is also a HIM." Sarah explained with a slight annoyance in her voice. Mom still looked skeptical. "Angelo is a him, Mom" Hannah echoed.



Mom looked up when Hannah spoke. "Oh, well since you say so, my darling child, I guess it is a him after all."



THE END


Translated to:


MAH NM3 SI SARAH ELIZAEBTH PATRIDGE!1!!11 OMG I LIEK PONEIS!1!11!!! OMG I LIEV ON A FARM WIT MAH BF SISY HAN3R AND OUR COL3CTION OF DUST BUNEIS!!1!1!!1 WTF I LIEK 2 RIED MAH PONY BIG-BUT-BUG-BOY!11!111! OMG WTF H3 GOAS FORWARD AND H3 GO3S BAKWARDS AND HE GO3S SIEDWAYS!!!!! OMG H3 LIEKS 2 GO SIEDWAYS DA BST!!!1! OMG LOL LIEK A CRAB!111!!1!! OMG LIEK A HORSASHO3 CRAB!11111 OMG WTF *FAROCIOS LAUGHTER*



HAEV U SEN ANGELO???!??!!11!111! OMG WTF LOL SARAH ASKED

WHO!!111 WTF LOL SI ANG3LO???!?!?? WTF LOL MOM QUASTIONAD IM3DIAETLEY!!!!1! LOL IS HE UR BOYFREIND??!??! OMG WTF LOL R U HIDNG BOYS IN TEH HOUES???!! WTF LOL I 2LD U NOT 2 PIK UP BOYS.

ANGELO!1!1!!!!!11!11!!11 OMG WTF SI HER IPOD!!1!111 OMG WTF LOL HANAH ASURED THEYRE MOTH3R!11!! OMG LOL SO HAEV U SEN HIM ANYWH3R3???!!?!? WTF LOL SARAH ASK3D AGANE!!!1!!1 LIEK WHERE WUD I SE IT?!!?!???? OMG WTF MOM ASKAD!11!111! OMG WTF



HIM!!111!!!1 WTF LOL SARAH CORECTED!!!1111 LOL ANG3LO SI A HIM NOT AN IT!1!11!1!1 WTF LOL



ITS AN IT!!!111 OMG LOL MOM SADE



NO!1111 LOL U DONT REF3R 2 THEODORA AS AN IT HES A HIM!1!1!! LOL ANGELO SI ALSO A HIM!1!11!! OMG LOL SARAH EXPLANEAD WIT A SLIGHT ANOYANCE IN HER VOIEC!1!!1!1!! WTF LOL MOM STIL LOK3D SKEPTICAL!!1!1 ANGELO SI A HIM MOM HANAH ECHOED!!111 WTF LOL



MOM LOKED UP WHEN HANAH SPOK3!111!!!!! OMG WTF O W3L SINCA U SAY SO MAH DARLNG CHILD I GUAS IT SI A HIM AFT3R AL



THE!!!!1111 WTF LOL END